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Epic Fail

Invaders decided

To enslave the Earth

On air broadcasted

They gonna take by force!

The humans:

"Who cares! It was a show!"

Space fellows selecting

The landing spot.

Russian place was very cold,

In France taken for the frogs!

Hit by U.S. Air Force

Their game completely lost!

Epic Fail…

Epic Fail…

Epic Fail of Aliens!

And after this failure

They worked a lot.

Green fellows created

The world default!

But people again

Were not afraid.

They blamed the Jews

And shadow government.

They invented new attack

They installed millennium bug!

But again miscalculated

And computers didn't break!

Epic Fail…

Epic Fail…

Epic Fail of Aliens!

Keep trying ideas

And everything,

They stole from Cola

The Cocaine!

Killed Napster,

Net trolling,

The swine flue,

Bin Laden,

Volcano

And super glue!

They can be just you or me

Pirates from the Somali!

They kill Kenny,

Cross this line

Getting on TV prime-time!

Epic Fail…

Epic Fail…

Epic Fail of Aliens!