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Once they killed his monster when it went into a trap

Now he's making better ones on a higher step

[Bridge]

On a warm summer day the doctor went away

To a place where he could make it real

His assistant's hips were nice

So he cloned her once or twice

Now his hips are aching what a deal

[Chorus]:

Dr. Stein grows funny creatures

Lets them run into the night

They become great rock musicians

And their time is right

Sometimes when he's feeling bored

He's calling it a day

He's got his computers and they do it their own way

[Bridge]

They mix some DNA, some skin and a certain spray

You can watch it on a laser screen

And the fellow's blue and grey

Or sometimes pink and green

Just check it out on Halloween

[Chorus]:

Dr. Stein grows funny creatures

Lets them run into the night

They become great politicians

And their time is right

(Solo: Mike/Kai/Mike/Kai)

[Bridge]

One night he cloned himself

Put his brother on a shelf

But when he fell asleep that night

It crept up from behind and thought "well never mind"

Took a syringe and blew out his life

[Chorus]:

Dr. Stein grows funny creatures

Lets them run into the night

They become a great possession

And their time is right

[Chorus]:

Dr. Stein grows funny creatures

Lets them run into the night

They become a great oppression

And their time is right