The Cow Was Stolen from the Bar (Again) Lyrics


Peoples are strange

When you’re a stranger,

Place your guitar

Near the wall.

Drink to my health,

Drawing on a napkin

My bloody hand

With blood from my hand.

Calvaria the one,

My head’s unspun.

Lost in the haze -

But here’s the fun!

I hardly remember

Black and white times.

I’m starting to think,

Orange suits cows.

Will we return to the bar where the cow was stolen?

When we return to the bar where the cow was stolen?

If you’re planning suicide -

Just don’t do it here, thanks.

RETURN THE OLIVE BEER

You're just sticking to the floor,

Don't sweat it.

RETURN THE OLIVE BEER

I SAID

IF YOU’RE PLANNING SUICIDE -

DON’T DO IT HERE!

RETURN THE OLIVE BEER

Why always here?

Because the beam is near.

RETURN THE OLIVE BEER

The cow

Was stolen from the bar

And once

Even I was stolen.

We choose Calvaria the one -

Too early for Calvaria Alley

Will we return

To the bar where the cow was stolen?

I want to say

That the cow was stolen from the bar

again!