---

My fighting arena is the bar

Metal is my sword

Nails and boots are my armor

I will defeat a million beers

With each glass of this liquor of the gods

My instinct becomes primitive

My head explodes, an alcoholic coma is certain

I will drink a million beers

I ride my horse across the battlefield

Towards 1 million beers

I defeat each one drinking it like water

And the hangover will kill me

Death is certain but it will be with glory

Everything is spinning, the world is falling

But fuck it, it doesn't matter because

I'm the man who drank a million of fucking beers

The hospital lights blind me

My blood is yellow

Vomiting and shitting

But who cares because I drank a million beers