Venom of the Platypus Lyrics

by Gwar

Awaken now

By my command

Summoned from the darkness

To my voice

Come, little one

The time has come to start this

Hooked up

We hunt

Bring to me my meat

Online

My greed

Won't admit defeat

Buy me a sword

Buy me a gun

There's gonna be a fight

Buy me a war

Buy me it all

Buy me a life

Make my life

Easier

Leave the booty at my front door

Bring me all

My lesser wants

I forgot I asked for

Don't want use brain

I won't think no more

Don't want to learn a thing

Or do another chore

Buy me a sword

Buy me a gun

There's gonna be a fight

Buy me a war

Let's have some fun

Out of the lamp tonight

Buy me a sword

I want free shipping

I want it overnight

Buy me a war

Buy me it all

Buy me a life

So many things I need to know

Stop everything and look it up

What's in stock? Where is Bangkok?

How many ounces in a cup?

Does rock cocaine get out blood stains?

Tell me where can I buy phlegm?

What is my pronoun?

Am I a he, a she or them?

You're my genie

My monkey's paw

Every wish and base desire

You grant them all

I love the gifts you give me

Fraudulent facts

If I don't like the truth

I can always send it back

Buy me a sword

Buy me a gun

There's gonna be a fight

Buy me a war

Let's have some fun

A mail-order wife

Buy me a sword

I want free shipping

I want it overnight

Buy me a war

Buy me it all

Buy me a life

You give me what I ask you for

But never what I really want

You don't begrudge and never judge

My darkest kinks, you never taunt

No "good", no "bad", you don't get mad

You never show contempt or scorn

You don't look down on

My choice of porn