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Well I'm traveling down the road

 And I'm carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy,

 I cant do the show

 Hanging out backstage

 I'm in a homocidal rage I signed a million dollar contract

 I puked on every page

 Slaughtered half the crew

 Caused they ate the deli-tray

 Oh Baby hey

 Said I'd do the show but I Canceled anyway

 [Chorus:]

 You were road kill baby Till I scraped you in my arms

 Just another wattle flapping

 On the old turkey farm

 So baby....

 [Second Chorus by Beefcake]

 [2nd Chorus:]

 And while the wheels keep rolling

 And another signpost gone

 All along the road behind

 Oh can't you hear me calling

 Like the sad whale song I'm on the road behind

 Well there you have it baby I'm just a sensitive guy

 Y'know I snuffed a million planets

 But I still find time to cry

 Because there's more to life

 Then making other people die

 Like a little bloody tear

 Running out my dirty little eye

 And some things baby

 They don't make no sense

 Does it really matter if it bugs

 Your parents?

 [Chorus]

 Now baby quit yer crying

 Put those clown britches on

 [2nd Chorus]

 A sad whale song... sad whale baby