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There's a place so very far

 Most favored of the worlds that are missed by GWAR

 We can get there as long as it's by stolen car

 Smash your face and go shoot up



There's a world of which I've heard

 Far beyond the sky

 A place of chicks and pills and booze

 A place where winners always lose

 You'll always hear your favorite band

 Here in Metal Metal Land



Here in Metal Metal Land

 Nothing ever dies

 Except of course our enemies

 And they're attracting metal flies



Here in Metal Metal Land

 Everything is loud

 All the chicks are strippers

 All their father's proud



Metal metal land

 Metal metal sea

 Metal metal air

 Metal you and metal me

 Metal metal metal metal! x2

 Heavy Metal Metal Land



Here in Metal Metal Land

 Every day is night

 Except of course when night is day

 But then there is no light



Here in Metal Metal Land

 Everything is rock

 Everyone is in a band

 Ever girl sucks every cock



Here in Metal Metal Land

 Everything is hard

 Except of course the test you take

 To get a license for your car

 Bullet belts and denim jackets

 Crystal meth in tiny packets

 Witches, warlocks, demon seed

 Booze and cooze and weed and speed



Metal metal x16



Filthy hair and dirty faces

 Flying V's and swords and maces

 80's hair bands are still hated

 No false metal tolerated

 Heavy metal is the law

 Weakness means a broken jaw

 Everything is loud and fast

 Metal up your fucking ass

 Metal plane on metal trip

 Metal hand, metal grip



It's metal man,

 Here in Metal Metal Land