The Butcher of Haddonfield Lyrics


Halloween

1963

Young Michael Myers butchers his sister

Spends 15 years

Locked in Smith's Grove

Muttering not even a whisper

Dr. Loomis knows his evil

Dark and late

1978

It's Halloween and the town's at peace

But the patients are loose

All over Smith's Grove

And Michael steels a car and then flees

Killed a man

For his clothes

Robbed a store

For a mask and tools

Visits school grounds

To stalk Laurie Strode

And watches her

After she goes home

Late that night

In her own home

Michael slits open

Annie's throat

The total slut

Laurie's close friend

Has met a dark

And gruesome end

Lynda and Bob

Stop by later

And fuck in the bed

Annie's not there

Bob is impaled

While fetching booze

Michael uses the phone chord

On Lynda like a noose

Loomis gets suspicious as Laurie goes to see

Lynda, Bob, and Annie, she hasn't heard from all three

Finding all their bodies she is stricken with terror

Laurie runs back to her house fleeing her attacker

The kids run out as Laurie struggles to fight Michael

Loomis climbs the stairs and bullets loudly echo

Six shots through the body and straight through the heart

Tumbling from the second story and into the yard

Blood is in the yard

But Michael isn't there

Reports of homicides

Leave the whole town scared

Stealing a kitchen knife

He butchers another girl

Ben Tramer killed by car

As chaos unfurls

Michael finds the hospital where Laurie's asleep

Hammer-kills a guard before he could even scream

Michael boils a nurse to death after killing her lover

Syringes a couple people and then scalpals another

On the night of Samhain he chases Laurie away

With a little help Loomis comes to save the day

Loomis is wounded and Laurie shoots Michael blind

Canisters of flammable gas could save Laurie's life

A room engulfed in flames as Laurie narrowly escapes

Michael and Loomis still inside

As the flames swirl and blaze in the burning halls

It seems that Michael finally died

Marching from the blaze a burning Michael walks forth

Something evil forces him to march on

In a glowing blaze he falls straight to the floor

Perhaps now Michael's finally gone