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Christmas Eve has come and gone since the days of old

I have never seen Santa before and I just need to know

I creep downstairs and what I see I never would expect

Santa and my cousin Mandy having hardcore sex

He whips out his jolly big dick and puts it in her flabby tits

Mandy spits a big old chaw of Copenhagen on his dick

The trailer rocks back and forth all through the night

I beat my meat visciously to this disturbing sight

Mandy begs for Old Saint Nick to fuck her in the butt

I didn't know my cousin Mandy was such a giant slut

She cries out loudly as she begins to shit all over the place

And Santa pulls his meat out and busts a load on her face