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I'm a maniac

I shouldn't have a license

For there's a chance that something bad

Will happen while I'm driving

Going home from work

From a real late shift

See a stupid cycler

They're annoying as shit

He's hogging my lane

There's nobody around

I'm tired of his slow ass

He is going down

I go full speed ahead

Knock him from his bike

Crush the wheels and bend it

Send him flying high

He is impaired now wondering

What kind of idiot just hit him

This cycling nuisence out of luck

I grab my magnum from my truck

I walk up to him and he is cussing me

Below his breath

He doesn't know that I am the one who will

Bring his death

As I point my magnum at his dome I pull

Back the hammer

His brains splatter on the grass behind him as I

Pull the trigger