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We have settled on a land

Wearing spandex and makeup on the face

We really looked out of place

And this scared all the plebs

Native people thought I was a monster

So I decided to crown ourselves

I took my mike, started singing and brandished our banner

This is gonna be our kingdom

No one can contest it

This is gonna be our kingdom

Everyone's at my feet

We walked into the town

Determined to find our crowns

What we found instead was better

The sexiest chicks we ever seen

I couldn't hide my boner

And I rather wanted to chose my queens

At this moment Nicky knew (I knew)

We'll spend weeks to screw

This is gonna be our kingdom

No one can contest it

This is gonna be our kingdom

Everyone's at my feet

This is gonna be our kingdom

No one can contest it

This is gonna be our kingdom

Everyone's at my feet

This is gonna be our kingdom

No one can contest it

This is gonna be our kingdom

Everyone's at my feet

This is gonna be our kingdom

No one can contest it

This is gonna be our kingdom

Everyone's at my feet