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Annoyed house owner

Washing off the bird feces

The brand new vehicle

Looks like it's been purposefully soiled

Soiled!

Sharp beaks for carving flesh

Ripping claws to tear out the eyes

Nesting high in the tree

With offspring in constant need

Vicious plan to evict

The unwanted but righteous guests

Bit of climbing is involved

With a saw to cut the branch off

Sharp beaks for carving flesh

Ripping claws to tear out the eyes

Nesting high in the tree

With offspring in constant need

Approaching destination

On a ladder firmly attached

While the hard working parents

Are away to get some more meat

Eyesight to the intruder

Full speed ahead

Towards the poor face

Into the working limbs

Blinded! Bleeding eyes!

Hurting too much to hold on the tree

Another attack

Aiming to imbalance

Subject dropped down

Back broken on the impact

Paralyzed!

Lungs punctured!

Waiting for the last breath

Filled with sorrow and regret