Electricity rates Going through the roof Invisible charges Leads into monetary misery Time to make Some wood to burn Logs found next to the highway Transferred into the backyard Sawing manually would take too much time Problem solved by the neighbor with a chainsaw Dismemberment Warnings Neglected As expected Time to fill up And ignite the engine Noise and wood pieces are in the air Nearly cutting own leg off Severe warning from what might happen In the hands of an amateur lumberjack Dismemberment Warnings Neglected As expected Dismemberment Warnings Neglected As expected Saw stuck in a log In-animated, still rotating Makes one fall on the blade Cutting the entire arm off Dismemberment one Shock reaction makes The other arm pull out the saw Cutting off both legs Falling down under the flying saw Dismemberment two and three Saw lands down on the another arm Reminding of the scene from The Holy Grail Dismemberment four It's just a flesh wound It's just a flesh wound It's just a flesh wound It's just a flesh wound