Need for a big screen Going into the shopping spree Selection is vintage plasma With a wall mounting kit Accident Written All over This deed Getting ready to drill Missing electric wires in the wall No hits with the plumbing Seems like smooth sailing Accident Written All over This deed Screwing the kit Steadily on the wall Dreaming about First splatter movies Hoisting the screen with no help Just with inhumane strength Perfect fit on the kit Everything seems still totally alright Sudden crackles from the wall Tiles are coming off Because of the hundred pounds Of glass, metal and components Impact from above Losing control because of pain Head bleeding uncontrollably Glass ripping through organs Slow... Painful... Horrifying... Death!