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I stole bread from a baker

I put my dick into the roll

The hot and buttery flavor

In my soul eating out the hole

Now the baker wants me dead

The city guard took me away

For stealing his loaf of bread

It's blasphemy is what they say

Medieval religious people

don't tolerate my penis antics

Medieval religious people

punish you with torture tactics

Stick the knife into my hand

Peel the flesh off of the bone

Arms held down by leather bands

I struggle as I scream and groan

To have sex with bread in bed

I'd steal and masturbate with hands

Now I wish that i was dead

As they strip my flesh in strands

Knuckle bone and sinew show

Pulsing veins are squirting blood

Scrape the knife through sharp and slow

As the pain tightens up my BUTT

Medieval religious people

don't tolerate my penis antics

Medieval religious people

punish you with torture tactics

Stick the knife into my hand

Peel the flesh off of the bone

Arms held down by leather bands

I struggle as I scream and groan

guitar solo

Stick the knife into my hand

Peel the flesh off of the bone

Arms held down by leather bands

I struggle as I scream and groan