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You're a slick haired entrepreneur

Palms sweaty as you walk through the door

You have a meeting with Mark Cuban

It's time for you shake his Mark Cuban hand

You try to keep your nerves at bay

So you ate $14 of chipotle

But it didn't digest as planned

What is that stank?

It's the Shart Tank

Started with a pitch now your pants are full of shit

and then you DIE!!!!!

Your heart comes to a stop

Spraying shit as your trousers drop

You thought you had the next cool idea

Now you're dying from acute diarrhea

Now you have to look in Mr. Wonderful's eyes

he says "i'm out" as you fucking DIE

What is that stank?

It's the Shart Tank

Started with a pitch now your pants are full of shit

and then you DIE!!!!!