Too much make-up on her face A glass of water in her hand Tongue hung down low Sitting in the front row Keeping her eye on the band What did she say to the crew? Something about a pregnancy test Was I all that drunk? Don't you know that sucks But her back rubs we're the best What a fucking beast Ugly chicks make me sick Man, they make me wanna chop my dick Hanging at this party She wouldn't leave me alone Tried to run away Now it's time to pay Guess I should have known Passed out in my bed Somehow she was there It was highly overrated Should've been castrated Now I just don't care