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It sure hurts when my bowels move

Destroying my solitude

Smashing with the evil hammer

I feel my intestines start to shatter

Hold on to the air you breathe

Hold on to your shaking knees

Hold on to your aching smasher

Hold on as your assholes splatters

Afraid to fart

I feel the pain wonder if it's disease

That startling shout that brings my drawers to my knees

I wish it away the diarrea no doubt

A savage right cross that knocks my poor ass out

From mud butt to blood butt it's a regular day

But who gives a fuck I'm getting drunk anyway