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The honeymoon's over and the love's gone sour, her nagging has got you down

But you picked the wrong way to deal with it, you chose to slap her around

When you exchanged your wedding vows nobody said "you may now fist the bride"

Now that the little woman went and got her a gun, the love ain't all that died

Jealousy, she knows you can't live without it

The bullet's speed, cutting right through all your bullshit

Wedded bliss, began for her when the bullets hit

16 rounds in case she missed, sealed with a fist

When she took your hand in marriage it didn't mean right across the face

Small woman, big man, it takes a lot of guts, you're just a pussy in the first place

But now that your wedding chamber's, the one the bullet's in

Brave man, look at you, not so tough when the hammer's cocking

Jealousy, she knows you can't live without it

The bullet's speed, cutting right through all your bullshit

Wedded bliss, began for her when the bullets hit

16 rounds in case she missed, sealed with a fist

The little woman had all the shit she could take, her intuition said "lock and load"

He-man, what's your plan to get out of this, she's gonna fill your ass with bullet holes

Guess who's bigger when she's squeezing the trigger, I got news, it isn't you

When they carry your body out over the threshold you'll wish you never said, "I do"

Jealousy, she knows you can't live without it

The bullet's speed, cutting right through all your bullshit

Wedded bliss, began for her when the bullets hit

16 rounds, 16 rounds in case she missed, sealed with a fist