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Good Samaritans are something I can't stand

Suppressing their own needs to lend a helping hand

Looking out for number one is my only creed

Self-preservation runs deep in my breed

I, me, mine suits me just fine

I won't even give you the time

Go out and buy your own watch

I ask nothing of you but to leave me be!

Me, myself and I - Only these three apply

Me, myself and I - On these three I rely

Me, myself and I - My only true ally

Me myself and I - I'm greed personified

Thinking of myself is all I ever do

Not a single thought will I waste on you

My only concerns are things pertaining to me

Don't bother trying to find any generosity

I, me, mine suits me just fine

I won't even give you the time

Go out and buy your own watch

I ask nothing of you but to leave me be

Me, myself and I - Only these three apply

Me, myself and I - On these three I rely

Me, myself and I - My only true ally

Me myself and I - I'm greed personified

No charity, no one rides for free

No solicitors, can't you fuckin' read?

Take your social clauses and your empty pleas

Me, myself and I is the only thing for me

I, me, mine suits me just fine

I won't even give you the time

Go out and buy your own watch

I ask nothing of you but to leave me be

Me, myself and I - Only these three apply

Me, myself and I - On these three I rely

Me, myself and I - My only true ally

Me myself and I - I'm greed personified