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—Hey man, I’m drunk, but I need more

—Dude, you again? You’re kidding me? What you wanna drink?

—Hehe what I wanna drink? I’ll drink a… BEER (x13)

Beer

Whiskey

Vodka

The art of drinking

Rum

Bourbon

Tequila

The art of drinking

I never, oh I never.

Drunk a soda,

only when I mix it

with vodka or with whiskey.

I wake in the street often

“Oh shit! where the fuck am I?”

And also sometimes I

Wake up with naked chicks

“Fucking hell

She’s very ugly, get out! and run!”

It happens when I’m drunk

It happens when I drink

Beer! At a funeral

Beer! When I’m playing football

Beer! While she sucks my cock

THIS IS THE ART OF DRINKING

Beer! For a power breakfast

Beer! In a job interview

Beer! In the electric chair

THIS IS THE ART OF DRINKING

I never, I never.

say no to a party

my only condition: booze and lots of bitches

I don’t remember anything

AGAIN! “Where the fuck am I?

And who the fuck are you

Shut up and gimme a BEER”

Beer! at a funeral

Beer! when I’m playing football

Beer! while she sucks my cock

THIS IS THE ART OF DRINKING

Beer! for a power breakfast

Beer! in a job interview

Beer! in the electric chair

Fueled up by beer

the chaos is coming

I’m a party animal

who never surrenders

day by day beer by beer

I drink even the water of the vases

Beer

Whiskey

Vodka

The art of drinking

Rum

Bourbon

Tequila

The art of drinking

Beer! At a funeral

Beer! When I’m playing football

Beer! While she sucks my cock

THIS IS THE ART OF DRINKING

Beer! For a power breakfast

Beer! In a job interview

Beer! In the electric chair

THIS IS THE ART OF DRINKING