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Suffering intolerably from bladder irritability

Emitting septic belches, pungent septic funk

Unable to function because of bowel flaccidity

Interruption of rectal reflex, a constipated gut

Fecal inspissation inspirecolonic impaction

Decaying the discharge, ulcerative colitis

Bodily waste accumulates from abdominal distention

Perforation of tissue, diverticulitis

Indigested splatter

Regurgitated bolus overflows in your maw

Atonic bladder

The state of the kidneys is now piss poor

Gastro-abdominal nausea increases

with the compression of flatus

Ankylosingspondylitis renders locomotion an impossibility

Prolapsing of the sphincter following violent tenesmus,

Bile and chyme seep through ulcers into then peritoneal cavity

Microbes dine on enterolithic crust

Intestines bloated from bacterial infection

Crepitated bowels move in disgust

Escherichia coli mount an insurrection

Microbes dine on enterolithic crust

Intestines bloated from bacterial infection

Crepitated bowels move in disgust

Escherichia coli mount an insurrection

Congenital mega colon halts manual disimpaction

Suppositories run over the sealed orifice

Laxatives perpetuate the swelling of the abdomen

The catheter cannot penetrate anal agenisis

The cardiovascular system is infected through osmosis, Overwhelmed by pathogens and bacteria so rank

Mephitic claret causes equilibrial stasis

The product; a human septic tank