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Purulent hemorrhoidal inflammation

Irritating rectal rash

I scrape out the crepitating cavity

To scour out the festering gash...

Caked on pus and dribbling cess

Extracted with care and precision

Removing stagnant grime and watery chyme

I tear out lacerating incisions...

Gaping septic sores, Draining ulcerous gore

Pyorrheic waste, Your rectal fluid I taste...

Grate the mess, Drink the cess

lick the rash, Your hemorrhoids I gnash...

Scraped and hacked, Crepitated and cracked

Encrusted and raw, Your sphincter I gnaw...