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In the first millennium of our Lord

When the papacy was bought, stolen, or sold

Acts carried out so unspeakable

As to be stricken from the records

Pope John XII, the Christian Caligula

St. John's Basilica turned to a brothel for his concubines

Seducer of widows, nieces, even his father's bride

Murdered in his bed, in the act of adultery with another's wife

Pope Benedict IX, the foulest demon in disguise

Such vile murders, rapes, acts of sodomy to behold

A sponsor of orgies complete with animal bestiality

Disillusioned, sold the papacy for 1500 pounds of gold

Alexander VI, as Pope had the Roman orgies revived again

The Banquet of Chestnuts held in 1501 AD

All the clergy of Rome forced to attend, to dine and drink

Fifty prostitutes carried in, and by the priests, tied and de-clothed

Alexander took the basket of fruit; it was strewn across the floor

The women picking them up with their teeth, crawling on all fours

And when the wine was gone, the copulations would begin

Each of the fifty whores of Rome took on one of the fifty men

The Pope admired virility, rating every ejaculation

Rewards of fine silk given he who maintained longest erection

And gifts of gold would be bestowed at the end of the night

On he whom had his way with the most whores, climaxing the most times

The Catholic orgies, at Palazzo Apostolico

Another chapter from the Book of Gomorrah

Testiculos habet et bene pendentes

Their oaths forsaken, in the pursuit of their sin