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I command the power of all magics

Kneel and bear witness to complete destruction

Summoning forth demons and dreams and skeletons too

Elemental beasts, and red balloon animals

Cast aside a river of sacrificed innocent virgins

My power grows, my power is bigger than yours

I am master (the invisibling of Leporidae)

Arcane powers (the vanishing of Sudario)

Take my vengeance (materialising Columbidae)

Annihilate, using fire and frost and damaging spells

Necromancy, bending time and space and spoons

Open the sky itself and rain down blood and guts and bits

I wield the power of ancients, I am god

I am master (the invisibling of Leporidae)

Arcane powers (the vanishing of Sudario)

Take my vengeance (materialising Columbidae)

Black clouds of insects disperse and die in the stench of my wake

Ashes settle as my destruction is spent

Gazing up, a lone figure approaches, coin in hand

Payment accepted, wipe the sick from my suit and agree to return for Jimmy's eighth

I am Count Cospocus, Count Mysteryo Cospocus

I am all magic, I own the arcane

My spell book is flipping huge

The magic circle kicked me out

Threatened, no doubt, by my unlimited skills

No one comes close to my illusory cantrips

I am all powerful, I am Mysteryo Cospocus

I am a complete Count