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Kneel down

And benighted with sword

I am battle-born Nord

I like Fenrir and fjords

Feed me. The command fireball

Side scroll peons will fall

I make a dent in the thrall

Searching. Here we search in this chest

Look a chain mail vest

This heavy metal is best

I try, the key on the sword

The sword on the door

Key on rope and on door

Jump. Hit. Dodge. Hit

And now that I have bought my horse

I will ride my horse

I ride until I hit the shore

And then I ride some more

His weakness becomes clear to me

I have worked it out

I meet the boss I fight the boss

And then I kill the boss

And when you think he's dead

You realise he's not dead

Again I die this day

God I wished I'd saved