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Beware! Geneticists

With their craziness and hybrid monster fantisies

Beware! The things they do

They're geneticising monsters with geneticglue

Beware! It won't be too long

Before they splice some stuff and engineer a Crabulon

Beware! Mighty Crabulon

Here he scuttles left to right made from flutonium

March forth, crabuhoard killing humorns(?)

March forth, raise a claw for the crab lord - Crabulon!

Destroy! The humanoids

Fill their bellies full of nasty little crabuloids

Destroy! Their only sun

Harness the power put it in a laser gun

Destroy! It's claw vs hand

Their demise is the beginning of our master plan

Destroy! The human race

Perform a pincer movement crabukilling at great pace

Arise my mighty pink army

Scuttle left! Scuttle right! Attack!

"But doctor how did Crabulon come to be?"

"Well little Kraven, when a robot and a crustacean love each other very much he uses his hard drivve to impregnate the crustaceans eggs. However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!"

Too complex for the human mind, my brain hurts