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These days it's hard to get laid

So I thought to play it safe

There's this website where hookers place their ads

I looked for a cute one

Thought she would do just what I want

So, I gave her a call and booked my fun

Fun indeed

I went to her place, she told me to pay

and get naked

She looked at me for a while and made me sweat

She said:

"You're pathetic, you have no muscle

and you haven't shaved

I've never been insulted like this"

She threw my clothes out of the window

and told me to go

...I did

Boy, then I felt rejected

So I decided to become an alpha male

Just to please the ladies

Hey Horatio, what's your ho-ratio