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I'm such a lucky guy 'cos I've got a girl like you

I have had a brilliant time

Just love these cozy nights at home

Could you do a little thing for me

I've got a fantasy

Sure

Splendid

First we need to get smashed and then I'll tell you the plan

Gin gin !

I'll still need a few more drinks

but I'll tell the plan now

When I have puked and can't drink any more

I want you to do something for me

Rip my clothes and tie me up

Hang me upside down

I've been a bad, bad boy

Whip, whip , whip!

Open up a bottle of vodka and ram it in my ass

Make sure it'll stay there

It's gotta feel so, so fucking good

Spin me counter clock wise as many rounds as you can

and let the rope do the magic

Repeat!

I want to ride the carousel for one hour and hang for two

Then cut the rope and let me fall

That's my fantasy

Tell me your's babe

Oh no no

Let's carry out yours first