(Pinching / Wakefield)
For 31 years in the attic,
Ronnie and his sordid secret were safe
His wife and children had never known,
of the electric prodder
And rubber bitties, titties,
The on - swich is one, on his camcorder, he enjoyed it more, the more out of order,
Urine was his favorite tipple, with bulldog clips on his erect nipples, nipples.
When the house is empty and all alone
Go to the loft and give the dog a bone
Out with the straw for his weekly drawn
Feltch the dog yeah, more, more, more yeah
The hanging wanker, the hanging wanker
The hanging wanker!!!
Ronnie enjoyed his rubber mask, with slots for eyes
Masturbation on a major scale
Hanging from the rafters whilst having a pull
A huge collection of video porn, video porn
video porn...
video porn...
Pull pull give it a pull
Pull pull give it a pull
Pull pull give it a pull
Pull pull give it
When the house is empty and all alone
Go to the loft and give the dog a bone
Out with the straw for his weekly drawn
Feltch the dog yeah, more, more, more yeah
The hanging wanker, the hanging wanker
The hanging wanker!!!
But Ron was in for a big surprise,
the biggest orgasm of his life
His hand worked faster, faster, faster,
the king of all Mastrubators
Masturbation, masturbation, destination, masturbation
Destination, destination, destination, masturbation
Masturbation, masturbation, destination, masturbation
Destination, masturbation, destination, masturbation
He reaches peak, penal peak, something's wrong, very wrong,
Chair has slipped he's in the shit,
No way back, panic attack, erection's hard, play the only card,
His last great performance with a video romance
The ultimate wank, the ultimate wank, the ultimate wank,The
ultimate...
When the house is empty and all alone
Go to the loft and give the dog a bone
Out with the straw for his weekly drawn
Feltch the dog yeah, more, more, more yeah
The hanging wanker, the hanging wanker
The hanging wanker!!!
The hanging wanker, the hanging wanker
The hanging...
Wanker!
