The Hanging Wanker Lyrics


(Pinching / Wakefield)

For 31 years in the attic,

Ronnie and his sordid secret were safe

His wife and children had never known,

of the electric prodder

And rubber bitties, titties,

The on - swich is one, on his camcorder, he enjoyed it more, the more out of order,

Urine was his favorite tipple, with bulldog clips on his erect nipples, nipples.

When the house is empty and all alone

Go to the loft and give the dog a bone

Out with the straw for his weekly drawn

Feltch the dog yeah, more, more, more yeah

The hanging wanker, the hanging wanker

The hanging wanker!!!

Ronnie enjoyed his rubber mask, with slots for eyes

Masturbation on a major scale

Hanging from the rafters whilst having a pull

A huge collection of video porn, video porn

video porn...

video porn...

Pull pull give it a pull

Pull pull give it a pull

Pull pull give it a pull

Pull pull give it

When the house is empty and all alone

Go to the loft and give the dog a bone

Out with the straw for his weekly drawn

Feltch the dog yeah, more, more, more yeah

The hanging wanker, the hanging wanker

The hanging wanker!!!

But Ron was in for a big surprise,

the biggest orgasm of his life

His hand worked faster, faster, faster,

the king of all Mastrubators

Masturbation, masturbation, destination, masturbation

Destination, destination, destination, masturbation

Masturbation, masturbation, destination, masturbation

Destination, masturbation, destination, masturbation

He reaches peak, penal peak, something's wrong, very wrong,

Chair has slipped he's in the shit,

No way back, panic attack, erection's hard, play the only card,

His last great performance with a video romance

The ultimate wank, the ultimate wank, the ultimate wank,The

ultimate...

When the house is empty and all alone

Go to the loft and give the dog a bone

Out with the straw for his weekly drawn

Feltch the dog yeah, more, more, more yeah

The hanging wanker, the hanging wanker

The hanging wanker!!!

The hanging wanker, the hanging wanker

The hanging...

Wanker!