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COMPUTER: UNHANDLED EXCEPTION IN MODULE "SEXUAL INTRESTS"

WHO AM I

CAN’T RECALL

WHY MY LOOKS ARE DIFFERENT

COMPARED TO EVERYONE AROUND

NOWHERE I BELONG

THEY SAY I CRASHED FROM THE

SKY ABOVE DAYS AGO

BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE AN AWKWARD STORY

A SUPERMAN WITHOUT IT'S GLORY

THE SYSTEM’S OUT OF MEMORY

AND THE INTERFACE IS DOWN

WITH A CORRUPTED CODE INSIDE

I'M IN NEED OF A WINDOWS UPDATE NOW

SPEND MY DAYS GAZING UP TO THE SKY

EVEN THE CLOSEST STARS SEEM FAR AWAY

I REMEMBER THE SHINING LIGHT

GUIDING MY WAY

I’VE HEARD RUMORS ‘BOUT AN ENGINEER

WHO COULD HELP ME OUT WITH MY SOLITUDE

GOT TO HUNT HER DOWN

FOR I’M GETTING WEAKER

THE SYSTEM’S OUT OF MEMORY

AND THE INTERFACE IS DOWN

WITH A CORRUPTED CODE INSIDE

I'M IN NEED OF A WINDOWS UPDATE NOW

THEN SHE WAS STANDING THERE

WITH HER RECEIVER OPEN WIDE

I PLUGGED MY CABLE IN

I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE

STEEL ENFORCER: OH YEAH, BABY

STEEL ENFORCER: OH YEAH, MY SYSTEM'S UP AGAIN

STEEL ENFORCER: HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

ENGINEER: FINE

STEEL ENFORCER: NICE, I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY SCHULTZ CABLE

ENGINEER: WHAT?

STEEL ENFORCER: SHALL WE GO TO MY GARAGE?

ENGINEER: HELL NO! (SLAPS THE IDIOT)

STEEL ENFORCER: HEY, WAIT! DON'T GO! YOU ARE MY SUPER HEROINE!

STEEL ENFORCER: LOOK WHAT YOU DID! MY SEXUAL INTRESTS MODULE IS FUCKED UP AGAIN!

THE SYSTEM’S OUT OF MEMORY

AND THE INTERFACE IS DOWN

WITH A CORRUPTED CODE INSIDE

I'M IN NEED OF A WINDOWS UPDATE NOW

OOH-OOOH

DAMN, IT CRASHED

PLEASE GIVE ME THE DAMN SERVICE PACK THREE - NOW!

COMPUTER: MODULE "SEXUAL INTRESTS" IS NOT RESPONDING. CLOSE PROGRAM? REBOOT?