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My name is Colton

I put it on 'Em

but never in 'Em

Only on 'Em

Sometimes it's stinky

sometimes I have to

Use my pinky

My name is Colton

I have the lotion

Oh, for your leg

You'll have to beg

My balls are hairy

It's rather scary

I never trim 'Em

Well I'm an artist

Not a guitarist

I got this bass

From your mom's place

I tried to thank her

I tried to spank her

I put it on her

My name is Colton

This is my song

Just like my dick

It's not that long

I put it on 'Em

But never in 'Em

Oh, I put it on 'Em