Shut Up and Get in the Van Lyrics


Second street between first and third

I spot a bird and we had a word

"Hi there how ya doing? I like your tits, climb aboard"

She didn't appreciate the bluntness of of my horny pass and began walking fast

Follow her, woos through windows, get her to stop, then repeat

Sorry miss about before

I used my better judgment and assumed you were a whore"

She got real pissed, started shouting, punching my door

"That's it bitch hush your pretty face with all that make-up

and that poofy hair, I find you unappealing"

She wouldn't stop her talking back, I strained my voice yelling this

Shut up, and get in the van!

If you're crippled I'll give you a hand!

No, was her reply, displeasing me

I didn't appreciate the lack of her compassion and it angered my blood

Over the edge, onto the stove, snuffing the flame, empty pot

We've been doing this for quite a while, I'm the judge here and you're on trial

Cunt-tempt of court gas is pricey

Idling for half an hour, make up your mind you stupid bitch

She denied me once again, shaking my fists yelling this

Don't give (I will kill you) up on our love (dirty hooker)

I want you to

(Bleed some blood and have my passenger seat be your coffin)

Children (I can't stand them) in the future (though I want to)

hug and kiss you

(Choke and rape you, but I'll never get my chance if you don't)