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Being bald is better with a beard and calculator.

So riddle me this. What is 1 + 1 + this dick.

It is small and flaccid, an unamazing amount.

But all that is about to change. It is time to make this count.

Professor Bloodfart's liquid erection.

Professor Bloodfart's chemical castration.

The combination of masturbation and lack of hygiene created.

Professor Bloodfart's liquid erection.

This unpattened compound will bankrupt Viagra.

After testing is done on mice and then on humans.

One day in the lab my hot assistant

made me forget to wash my hands.

She puts the ASS in assistant. I put the D in hand.

It went from a tingle, to a burn, then all out concern.

Due to an audible sizzle,

I looked down, Hell came to Crotch Town.

It happened so fast, my prick is but a thing of the past.

I stood up and it oozed down my leg.

It hit the floor like a bubbling, runny egg.