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Fishing all alone without a chaperone

She breaks the law, I'll break her friggin' jaw

Did you ever know that the largest snowflake

Was recorded almost 15 inches, like my dong

I tackled her onto the tackle box

Needless to say she got a few new piercings

That she did not want

Tie her up with fishing line

Pull down my pants it's time to die

A phallic thrashing is what she deserves

I'll give it to her over and over

Over and over

Montana meat hammer

Over and over

Montana meat hammer

Two hours later she's not dead but very upset

That may have been a tad harsh

So I wrote her and apology note

The contents read "I'm incredibly sorry

For this this minor inconvenience to your dome

I bet you wish you stayed home!"