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Nothing is better on a hot summers day

than a big ol' full cup of your favorite Kool-Aid.

Cherry is the best, but some prefer grape,

and tropical punch is in a cool third place.

But never cross your Mother and never cross your sister.

Because the next thing that you know your Kool-Aid is coming from their pissers.

Menstrual Kool-Aid

Used tampons act like bloody spoons. Aunt Flow must be on her rag.

So thirsty I didn't think twice. I drank it, oh no!

Menstrual Kool-Aid. Eggs, sugar, and water.

Fresh wrung from a pad. The best sinks to the bottom.

Death drunk from a glass!!

It's inside of me. This chunky woman soup.

Sick indefinitely. I think I'm gonna puke.

It's now out of me. That goopy horrid cheese.

Please just go away. Stomach cramps and pain.

Now I think I know how they feel sometimes.

Four through seven days of the month.

Crying in the bathroom and clenching my insides.

Bleeding through my lips.