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Antigun he only uses fists

He doesn't drink booze, but will drink a man's piss

Well known for being crafty and promiscuous

He'll make your dick explode with a paperclip

MacGAYver can make a dildo out of anything

MacGAYver uses duct tape as a cock ring

MacGAYver he should probably have AIDS

MacGAYver is always getting laid

He accidentally killed his childhood friend

By jamming a hockey stick up his rear end

He met a Sasquatch at the ice-cream shop

They call him sprinkles because he's always on top

Tall dark and handsome oh homo on the range

Assless chaps bang bang shoot'em up

Fuck that cowboy in the butt

He accidentally dropped more than one woman

Off the side of the mountain

MacGAYver is really really gay