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I fucked her all night. Holding in a diarrhea cum bomb.

Then I turned on the lights. Oh no! Houston, we have a problem.

I creamed cream on her teeth.

And crapped crap on her feet.

I shat when I came. There is no one to blame.

Rancid dark brown stains ruining everything.

Oh what a mess. Be lucky it wasn't your chest.

Don't cry I tried my best.

Fine have it your way.

Leave but don't take the dog.

She took him anyway.

I lost my best friend, because I shat when I came.

I called a girl I was cheating on her with.

Went to her place, mine smelled like shit.

Over a cup of coffee conversation led to sex unfortunately.

Oh no, it happened again. I shat when I came.