Verse one
A Pegasus is seen outside of the city
The sombra situation seems to be very shitty
He is flying very fast tryin to get out of there
To warn celeeeeeeeestiiiiaaaaa
Right on his path to Canterlot
He sees it being left to rot
A vicious evil done by
Nightmare moooooooon yeah
Bridge one
Why did have to be this way
No idea, flying into the fray
Im just a messenger, don’t hurt me
I can also fly really fast, eat shit!
Chorus
And he’s been here and he’s been there
And he’s been every fucking where
He’s the fastest cunt around
Moving at the speed of sound
Now he has to do what’s best
For his country and himself
Messenger, on a mission
To alert the best princess
Verse two
Canterlot is passed, moving south
Shitty jungle all around
Overcome the heat, don’t die
Mount Metazooooooooooaaaaaa
It’s the place where he must go
No time for convocation, there’s a war
Tell celestia to pack her things
Go deeeeeeeeefend
Bridge two
Hate the south, hate sombra more
Nightmare moon has got to go
I see the mountain with my eyes
There will be no compromise
Bass break
Take a look to the sky just before you make it
Sad endings are in any case fucking overrated
Chorus
And he’s been here and he’s been there
And he’s been every fucking where
He is the fastest cunt around
Moving at the speed of sound
Now he has to do what’s best
For his country and himself
Messenger, on a mission
To alert the best princess
Synth solo or break or interlude or whatever you get the point
So here we are, our brave hero, whatever his name is, is getting closer and closer to that one mountain from that one comic, no one’s ever read. Meanwhile the forces of sombra and nightmare moon are advancing further and further into equestrian territory, enslaving everyone in their path,
but they both still don’t yet know, that each one of them is invading, and we can only speculate what happens when they finally meet each other. Will they team up and make life of our beloved Celestia even harder? Prolly nah, otherwise this album would unironically take forever to make.
Guitar solo
Last chorus
He has reached his destination
now the princess know’s what’s up
quickly leaving the place of convocation
going back home to fuck shit up
