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It was time to eat

I had prepared the table

A pot of soup to greet

I could not find the ladle

Oh no

I poured it from the pot

But soup you cannot pour

I tried to hit the spot

Instead it hit the floor

I spilled the soup

And I created a mess

I spilled the soup

On my balls and my chest

I spilled the soup

And now it's fucking wasted

I spilled the soup

I didn't even taste it

It was a nightmare

A cream of mushroom hell

The soup was everywhere

That's when I slipped and fell

I spilled the soup

And I created a mess

I spilled the soup

On my balls and my chest

I spilled the soup

And now it's fucking wasted

I spilled the soup

I didn't even taste it

Maybe one day I will find

A bowl of mushroom soup with me on it's mushroom mind

But until that day comes true I'll have to wait

And clean the kitchen floor, and clean the kitchen more

So there I was with a mushroom flavoured kitchen...