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There are too many choices, this place has too much food

This menu's like the phone book and every page looks good

I'm only half way through it and I can't stop the drool

I wish I hadn't masticated for a day or two

But there's too much distraction from the incessant beats

If I could hear myself think then this would be a treat

If they'd just turn down the speakers and let me read in peace

I think I would be better off with my ears stuff with cheese

Well I don't know what to do, yeah, I haven't got a clue

Synthetic noise is in my brain and turns it into goo

Techno beats are killing me and now I'm telling you

Dance music

There are too many choices but I'm about to snap

My thoughts are fully scrambled from listening to this crap

The voices in my head keep whispering don't hold back

The hammer's in my hand now some skulls are going to crack

Well I don't know what to do, yeah, I haven't got a clue

Synthetic noise is in my brain and turns it into goo

Techno beats are killing me and now I'm telling you

Dance music is soft poo

Music stirs emotion, it's from the sould an means

You've got a serious problem if you're moved by a machine

I've got no time for DJs and I really hate programmers

That's why I'm seeking vengeance with real music and a hammer

Are you ready for this?

Are you ready for this?

Are you ready for this?

You're not ready for this

And the beat goes on

And the beat goes on

And the beat goes on

The beatings will go on