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Tell me have you been

Through a clearing in the trees

A place of holy mystery

Creatures lead to slaughter

At the sacrificial altar

Such fun for all the family

Who dwells there all alone

Amongst the sacred stone

An ornamental human being

This folly is the home

Of a living garden gnome

A life so very solitary

He's waiting

In the shadows

For you to arrive

Come join him

At druids temple

You'll have a nice time

A magical delight

You'll marvel at the site

Of dreary tombs and symmetry

Step back into history

How can it be?

It’s not what it seems

Enduring winters cold and bleak

In this countryside retreat

To just exist is quite the feat

This folly is the home

Of a living garden gnome

Such dedicated pageantry

He's waiting

In the shadows

For you to arrive

Come join him

At druids temple

You'll have a nice time

He's waiting

In the shadows

Can he survive?

Tell me have you been

Through a clearing in the trees

A place of holy mystery

Creatures lead to slaughter

At the sacrificial altar

Such fun for all the family

He's waiting

In the shadows

For you to arrive

Come join him

At druids temple

You’ll have a nice time

He's waiting

In the shadows

Can he survive?

Come join him

At druids temple

You'll have a nice time