Come out of the closet like a bat out of hell You act as it's a sin you know all too well And if you don't understand what I'm trying to say It runs in the family I think your dad is gay You speak of addiction as if you know the cure As if you've got all the answers How can you be so sure So down on the people who want to live their own way Does it hit too close to home I think your dad is gay If it's a sin I respectfully disagree There's no one left to lie to except for maybe yourself So lead a normal life and pray for good health Because when you're on the stand on judgement day You'll see what happens I think your dad is gay