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Guess what I did last night

Two chicks at once

It's called the Malachi Crunch

It's every boys dream

It's every man's fantasy

It's my reality

Here's how it went down

I met her at the bar

She brought her friend along

I knew it was on

It wasn't long before i took them home

And we got it on

I'm serious

No delirious

Took turns all night

God damn

Double D's on me

You know what I mean

And if you think I'm full of shit

Then I guess you'll see

When we walk into the party and all the girls want to party with me

It's the Malachi Crunch

Can't get enough

You gotta shake it up

Lord have mercy on me

Lord rub pussy on me

That's how it went down