I wanna be a traffic cop I wanna be a lesbian I wanna shit in your mouth I wanna jerk off in the crowd Is it normal for me to think this way? Is this normal or am I ... Just plain sick Just plain sick Just plain sick Just plain sick!! I wanna shave your fathers back I wanna burn my pubic hairs I wanna Easter egg I wanna Easter egg!! Is it normal for me to think this way? Is this normal or am I ... Just plain sick Just plain sick Just plain sick Just plain sick!! "I'd like to sail the seven seas Play hide and seek among the trees I'd play hopscotch and double-dutch and this and that and things and such" Is it normal for me to think this way? Is this normal or am I ... Just plain sick Just plain sick Just plain sick Just plain sick!!!!!