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There once was a drug dealer

With a corny ponytail

Who thought he could get away

Get away from the law

But someone was after him

A man with a pledge

The price he had to pay was to become...

A kindergarten cop

Kimble is here for your ponytail

Now you will go back to fucking jail

Pick up the soap

You know it's gonna fucking hurt

Selling your dope

Now feel this fucking squirt

Shoot him destroy him

Shoot him destroy him

Shoot him destroy him

Cut his fucking tail off