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Born to freaky beatniks

Lacking discipline

8 whole months of beatings

Forced the anger in

Stupid Sexy Flanders,

Republican at best

Politically to the right

Dexterity to the left

Stupid Sexy Flanders

Repressing all his hate

Even Marge won’t hesitate to

Twist that bottle in his face

Bless thy precious Rod,

Bless thy precious Todd,

Praise you mighty God

But please don't ever forget Maude

Diligence and chewing

God will bless the meek

Underneath that sweater

A warriors physique

Stupid Sexy Flanders

Catholic* and devout

With two hundred and thirty TV stations

All locked out