Percocet ain't cutting it with alcohol and pills I.R.S. claws at my door for taxes unfulfilled Once respected TV host, the finest of talk shows Shadow of my former-self I slowly decompose I found a place where I shed no tears I swear by the scar on my chest We're not talkin' bout love here We're talking about S.E.X. Disappointment to my name, Hyman's broken man Shunned the Kosher way of life to forge a different plan Bet against the Globetrotters a wasted reckless bet Lit cigars with dollar bills and dined on condor eggs I found a place where I shed no tears I swear by the scar on my chest We're not talkin' bout love here We're talking about S.E.X. S.E.X. in front of the Children In front of the C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N. I thought they closed that place down