---

When Jebbediah insists that incest just won´t do

Springfield and Shelbyville are whole then Split in two

They plant the tree that bears the sweetest fruit of all

A gang of youth from Shelbyville, the tree they stole

Eat my shorts!

The boy he wears a Beatles wig to fool the gang

He shows his prowess and his skills with the spray can

A skateboard chase ensues ariving at the zoo

Where Rocky VII equals Rocky V plus II

Eat my shorts!

Eat all our shirts!

There she grows

Everyone knows

If life gives you lemons you make lemonade

We´ve found the place but Overalls won´t let us in

He sucks the juice and then he bears the sour grin

Ilegal parking out the front the hospital

We´ll be the trojan as our campervan is pulled

Eat my shorts!

Then she grows

Everyone knows

If life gives you lemons you make lemonade

Banish the tree

It´s haunted you´ll see

We lost the tree and it ain´t any use

We´ll just drink turnip juice