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West Bengal born and raised

Behind the counter is where I spend most of my days

You got a nerve to question me

U.S. Citizen with a PHD

I won't lie to you, on this job you will be shot at

And there ain't no point calling the Dream Police

Don't knock the land I love

I worship all the gods above

The extra arms on Vishnu

I won't touch expired ham

I'm a vegan not a vegetarian

I want you to get out and go to hell

And thank you please come again

Apu

I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal

Apu

I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal

Apu

I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal

Apu

Squishees come and squishees go

But salmonella comes on slow

Same can't be said for Miss Hoover

Call me Beatle Number 5

Back when Paul was still alive

Some things I'll never tell Manjula

Say what you like about stereotypes

More upstanding than all of my peers

Though strictly Hindu, when voiced by a white dude

The boundaries just really ain't clear

Don't knock the land I love

I worship all the gods above

The extra arms on Vishnu

I won't touch expired ham

I'm a vegan not a vegetarian

I want you to get out and go to hell

And thank you please come again

Apu

I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal

Apu

I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal

Apu

I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal

Apu

Don't knock the land I love

I worship all the gods above

The extra arms on Vishnu

I won't touch expired ham

I'm a vegan not a vegetarian

I want you to get out and go to hell

And thank you please come again

Apu

I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal

Apu

I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal

Apu

I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal

Apu